If you want me to buy something
1. Put a cat on it
2. Make it pink
3. Give it a French theme
I think it's awesome that the world's oldest woman suggests that poetry helped her live longer.
I recently watched an old Scientific American Frontiers episode about brown tree snakes that were accidentally introduced into Guam in the 1940's (previously, they had no snakes on the island) and the snakes wiped out the native bird population.
I was stolen by the gypsies. My parents stole me right back. Then the gypsies stole me again, this went on for some time. One minute I was in the caravan suckling the dark teat of my new mother, the next I sat at the long dining room table eating my breakfast with a silver spoon.
When he dropped off my package, he said "I figured you'd be home."